“You’re a lesbian because your dad abused/didn’t love you”
“You’re a lesbian because you’re scared of men”
“you’re gay because you were too close to your mum”
“You’re not gay you just havent met the right boy/girl”
“You’re __ because-“
(Source: paradisekissmyass, via kaleavage)
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
(via kaleavage)
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
(via kaleavage)
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
(via geenag20)
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
(via geenag20)
*looks in the mirror*
what the fuck is that
(via geenag20)
